if i had a dollar for every time i heard that…i’d have roughly 7 dollars.

i used to ride the bus, but now i’m in a relationship and live far away from a bus line that will get me to work in a tolerable time. (tolerable=30 minutes)

i waste all my jokes on my boyfriend and he doesn’t even think i’m funny- or maybe he doesn’t know how to laugh… or isn’t paying attention.

i am too afraid of hurting anyone’s feelings so i don’t even bother anymore.

i’m sorry i’ve let you down.

i’ll try harder to pretend i’m alone and have no filter.

sooo…. cat video?